Confessions of a (M)ad Man: Can I have my ball back, please?

This morning, I woke up and discovered that I’d been castrated. I have no idea when this happened. Could have happened last night or last year. I don’t even discount the possibility that this unfortunate act could have been visited upon me, a few seconds after birth. All I know is that this morning is when I finally noticed.Oh, and I’m not married, so that’s not how it happened.Ok, ok, a bit sexist, but that observation isn’t entirely without provocation.A married friend of mine told me a story...